How did I get to be such a mean person? I've pretty awful lately, especially to someone in particular...and I'm not terribly proud of it. In fact, I feel awful about the way I've been behaving. The trouble is that I didn't initially realize that I was being such an ass. The other trouble is that it's not possible to erase the things that I've said and done in the past few days. This person will never forget all the mean, mean things I said. (The worst part is that I didn't even MEAN the mean things - I was just being mean.) It's a bad situation...and I'm a bad person. How does one make up for being an awful, awful person?

Any suggestions on how to be the most sorry ever? Any ideas on how to make up for being a big mean bitch? I don't know what to do. :(